Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste

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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!”

Laughter and applause.

A week later, a top manager trained by the motivational speaker tried to crack this very effective joke at home.

He was a bit foggy after a drink. He said loudly to his wife who was preparing dinner, “The greatest years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who was not my wife!”

The wife went; “ah!” with shock and rage.

Standing there for 20 seconds trying to recall the second half of the joke, the manager finally blurted out”…and I can’t remember who she was!”

By the time the manager regained his consciousness, he was on a hospital bed nursing burns from boiling water.

Moral of the story: Don’t copy if you can’t paste!

Source: http://www.njoylife.org/2010/03/31/dont-copy-if-u-cant-paste/

Funny Question at Yahoo Answers

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One of amazing questions that i came across on Yahoo Answers. Poor guy is worried why Youtube does not come to make his film.

Source: How to get YouTube come film you.?

Working With Music

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Some times it really happens when you are stuck with heavy loads of tasks to be completed in some limited time.

Source: http://loldwell.com/?p=526

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Get Your Phone Number With Mathematics

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Just follow the procedure and you will end up with your phone number which must be 7 digit to make it work;

  1. Key in the first three digits of your phone number into a calculator. (do not use your area code number)
  2. Multiply by 80
  3. Add one
  4. Multiply by 250
  5. Plus last four digits of your phone numbe.
  6. Plus last four digits of your phone number again.
  7. Minus 250.
  8. Divide by 2.

Whats result??
Isn’t it your phone number?

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Men and Women: Amazing Mathematics

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Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don’t know enjoy = Donkey that work.

Equation 2

Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In other words
Men who d’nt earn mony = Donkey

Equation 3

Women= eat + sleep + spend
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Women = Donkey + spend
Women – spend = Donkey
In other words,
Women who don’t spend = Donkey

To Conclude:

From Equation 2 and Equation 3
Men who don’t earn money = Women who don’t spend
So Men earn money not to let women become donkey!
And women spend not to let men become donkey!
So, We have:
Men + Women = Donkey + earn money + Donkey + Spend money
Therefore from postulates 1 and 2, we can conclude
Men + Women = 2 Donkeys that live happily together!

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Evolution of Mercedes

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Continue reading…

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Microsoft Windows to Google Chrome OS

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Windows-to-Google-Chrome-OS

Source: http://amirariff.com/tech/google-os/

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