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Don’t Copy If You Can’t Paste

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A popular motivational speaker was entertaining his audience. He Said: “The best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman who wasn’t my wife!”. The audience was in silence and shock. The speaker added: “And that woman was my mother!” Laughter and applause. A week later, a top manager trained by [...]

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Funny Question at Yahoo Answers

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One of amazing questions that i came across on Yahoo Answers. Poor guy is worried why Youtube does not come to make his film. Source: How to get YouTube come film you.?

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Are Computers Men or Women

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A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.”House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.” One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in [...]

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If You Love Someone

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THE ORIGINAL QUOTE If you love someone, Set her free… If she comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, she never was…. THE NEW VERSIONS….. Pessimist: If you love someone, Set her free … If she ever comes back, she’s yours, If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was Optimist: If you love someone, Set [...]

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Girl’s Diary VS boy’s Diary

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HER DIARY Day night, I thought he was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a cafe to have some coffee. I was shopping with my friends all day long, soIely thought he was upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment. Conversation wasn’t flowing so [...]

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