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		<title>Get Your Phone Number With Mathematics</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 07 Mar 2010 19:28:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Mathematics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Just follow the procedure and you will end up with your phone number which must be 7 digit to make it work;


Key in the first three digits of your phone number into a calculator. (do not use your area code number)
Multiply by 80
Add one
Multiply by 250
Plus last four digits of your phone numbe.
Plus last four [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Men and Women: Amazing Mathematics</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 18:35:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Girls/Boys Fun]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Mathematics]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Equation 1
Human = eat + sleep + work + enjoy
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Human = Donkey + Work + enjoy
Therefore:
Human-enjoy = Donkey + Work
In other words,
Human that don&#8217;t know enjoy = Donkey that work.

Equation 2
 
Men = eat + sleep + earn money
Donkey = eat + sleep
Therefore:
Men = Donkey + earn money
Therefore:
Men-earn money = Donkey
In [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Evolution of Mercedes</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Feb 2010 10:35:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Vehicles]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Cars]]></category>
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		<title>Microsoft Windows to Google Chrome OS</title>
		<link>http://usefulfunnystuff.com/microsoft-windows-to-google-chrome-os.php</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 10 Feb 2010 17:13:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Chrome]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Google]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Windows]]></category>

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Source: http://amirariff.com/tech/google-os/
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		<title>At Last He Managed to Escape</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Jan 2010 08:20:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Pictures]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Amazing Images]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[funny images]]></category>

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		<title>Are Computers Men or Women</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Mar 2009 09:35:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Funny Definations]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[computer]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[A language teacher was explaining to her class that in French, nouns unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine.”House” in French, is feminine -”la maison,” “Pencil” in French, is masculine “le crayon.”
One puzzled student asked, “What gender is computer?” The teacher did not know, and the word was not in her [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Expensive Solutions</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Dec 2008 10:59:45 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[technology]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Inventions]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Management]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Solutions]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Here I want to share with you two problems with their different solutions. Each problem had two solution, one being very expensive though engineered but the other being a layman procedure but effective and economical. So following are the details.
Case 1:
When NASA began the launch of astronauts into space, they found out that the pens [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Some Amazing Facts About American Presidents</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 08 Nov 2008 12:46:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[History]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[
Andrew Johnson, 17th president of America, was son of a police constable. He had been working as a tailor before he became president. He had no regular academic degree.
Three of former Presidents were highly educated. One of those was 31st president &#8211; Herbert Hoover. He was mechanical Engineer having 89 honorary degrees from different universities. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>If You Love Someone</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Oct 2008 14:13:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Rules Of Life]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE ORIGINAL QUOTE
If you love someone,
Set her free&#8230;
If she comes back, she&#8217;s yours,
If she doesn&#8217;t, she never was&#8230;.
THE NEW VERSIONS&#8230;..
Pessimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free &#8230;
If she ever comes back, she&#8217;s yours,
If she doesn&#8217;t, as expected, she never was
Optimist:
If you love someone,
Set her free &#8230;
Don&#8217;t worry, she will come back.
Suspicious:
If you love someone,
Set her free [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abraham Lincoln vs John F. Kennedy</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Aug 2008 10:34:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>ravianz</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is some historical comparison between the two American Presidents i.e. Abraham Lincoln vs John F. Kennedy:
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost a child [...]]]></description>
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